The Prime Minister is to invite every single British voter to dinner in an effort to make amends for the “Cash for Cameron” party donor scandal, it has been revealed.
The initiative will see David Cameron eating supper with a different British voter every week night evening for the next 75 years.
“I will have no hint of favouritism. From now on I will have dinner with anybody”, said the Prime Minister. “I hope it will help clear up any confusion caused by that terrible man Cruddas, who I have never met on only 30 or 40 occasions.”
Number 10 caterers have been drafted in to work on the project and will cook from a specially themed menu designed by the Prime Minister’s friend, Hugh Fearnley-Whatshisname.
Said a spokesman: “There will be no starters. We live in an age of austerity and there must be sacrifices. The main course is a re-imagining of that British classic, the Donor kebab. For dessert there will be humble pie.”